so i just finished watching disturbia and am avoiding sleeping at all costs.
LOUIS STEVENS COME SAVE ME
no hang on a sec get that hot asian friend over here instead…oh wait never mind. i just looked him up and he is 30. reminds me of:
which also reminds me of:
kim jong il: if you ever to anything to harm south korea….THERE IS NO MEASURE TO HOW FAST AND HOW HARD I WILL BRING THIS FIGHT TO YOUR DOOR STEP (p.s guess where this quote is from!!)
today, at the gym, i did the cardio cinema as usual. this time, air force one played. this movie RIPS. harrison ford as president james marshall totally rules. most prezzies go to ivy league colleges….but clearly j.marsh took the year off and became a navy seal. there’s this scene where he fights off one of the terrorists and like, the door to the plane is open and they are fighting right near it. in real life, both these dudes would get sucked out but in the movie…well…
you thought i was kidding
pancake faced harrison
get off my planeee
good night sweet prince gary oldman...see you in harry potter! oh and the dark knight
this isn’t the only fight he gets into either. james marshall is like the tyler durden of presidents. he is kicking butt right and left. here is another fight he got into in the kitchen.
those fridges were so cool
just don’t break them…
NOOOOOOO!!!
my other favorite president(s): http://www.hulu.com/watch/19304/saturday-night-live-bill-clinton-audition
i hate being bored. i have a quote in my facebook that says
“She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.” – Zelda Fitzgerald
which is a lie. because i am bored right now. under any normal circumstances, i would be riding my bike or playing lacrosse outside but i heard claps of thunder and i am not taking that risk! i am not hungry so i cant even fill this void with food (which isn’t my style anyway, but i hear it works for some peeps.) oh yeah, not to mention, the car is in the shop!! LETHARGY IS MY ONLY OPTION!!
GAHHHHH!!
update: i found ddr under my moms bed! i am rusty but it’ll do….it’ll do
This has been the past two days in a series of pictures:
dom amuses me
i found the most gorgeous shrug at marshalls (ERIN WASSON HAS ONE SO I NEED ONE!!)
mikala got french toast and it tired her out
good taste..where good taste gets molested by kanye west
all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy winehouse
since like…6th grade or something!!
my main man bernie holding down bombers
colin telling katy he cant go on with her because he loves shia
colin texting shia that they could finally be together >:)
What a shitty day in American history! We lost two great peeps today: Ms. Farrah Fawcett and Mr. Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is *my jump off*. Seriously, I love his music and one of the first compact discs I ever bought was one of his. One of my faves is “Ben”, which he actually sang when he was young (and still consider to be African American). In 8th grade, I listened to “Billie Jean” every day. Not to mention…THRILLER!! DUH!! Seriously, they played that at prom and I was ALL over that like butter over bread. Dude was an absolute amazing artist in every right.
They say that good can come out of everything (even things like death) if you want it to badly enough. I guess the good in this situation is that The Jacksons: An American Dream will be playing on VH1 non stop for the next few months.
REST IN PEACE, YOU ARE LEGENDDDDD
(one of my favorite and most appropriate gifs of all time)
Right now I am sitting by myself at a sports complex while my sister and a friend play minigolf. I brought a book, Writing Down the Bones, to occupy myself, but I can’t stop watching this birthday party at the picnic table by mine. It’s kind of making me realize that childhood birthday parties are more for the mom than the offspring. I watched her drape the disposable balloon tablecloth over the table and cut up the pizza while aforementioned child ran out to play with early party goers. She’s probably relieved it’s 87 degrees and sunny. Right now she is just standing, reviewing the fruits of her labor. The presents are organized as a centerpiece. Little does she know that in about 6 years time he will be shouting “SHUT UP MOM YOURE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!
SUPRISE!
I’M BACK!
So here’s a fun little anecdote before I actually write an entry that is relevant to people’s interests:
Today, my dad had the marvelous idea of taking me on a bike ride. I noticed that it was a little harder than usual when I realized a mile in that both tires were flat.
So what has been in the news lately…hmm…OH! I wrote this entry on my facebook but I am going to repost it here:
on monday, june 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm est (more like 9:45, but whatever), millions of hormonal american women committed suicide after viewing the jon and kate plus eight episode “houses & big changes.”
so yeah, i understand entirely how incredibly lamentable divorce is, but for the love of pete, can you people stop already?? like…HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING!!?? i saw the animosity brewing just before the renewed vows episode and NOBODY BELIEVED ME. infact, i was berated for my predictions (jackie scratched me on several occasions when i would bring the ‘d’ word up around j&k).
there are several things i want to say about this episode. it is mostly addressing kate and jon, even if they will never see this facebook note:
1) kate – i can easily understand why you thought this separation would have come about regardless of the television show. but really? REALLY? you don’t attribute this mess at all to your seemingly overnight notoriety, and oh yeah, dollar dollar bills y’all? when did sudden fame and fortune ever work out for anyone, ever? not to mention, how many reality show couples do you know that are together? in a *functional* relationship? i know two, and i had to google them.
2) jon – you are going through one of the most obvious mid life crises ever. it must suck even more because you don’t even know it. the white acura sports car, the bluetooth permanently embedded in your ear, ED HARDY CLOTHES THAT ARE UGLY AS SIN, two pierced ears, smoking marijuana (look it up, there is pictorial evidence), and hah, before i forget, sleeping with 23 year olds? i guess kate was right when she said you had no idea about the later repercussions of the asinine decisions you are making. frankly, i feel really bad for you.
3) the both of you – i dont have kids (8 none the less), and i don’t even have a boyfriend. i do know, however, that if everything is “ABOUT THE KIDS ABOUT THE KIDS MY KIDS OUR KIDS I DO EVERYTHING FOR MY KIDS” and martyring yourself….i mean, how can you possibly have a valued partnership? i know its just a natural thing for a parent to put their child first, but its like…if you don’t pay attention to each other, duh…..its not going to work. its called balance and moderation. i guess its too late for you guys, but for everyone else: learn it, live it, love it.
i think now, with the divorce, this show truly is a reality. it represents the other 50% of marriages- ya know, the ones that just don’t work out. if it was really as bad as both parties describe, separation is better. not only for the family, but for the ratings too i guess. zing.
