still virginal but i got the hookup….

songs for valentines day night (WIIIIIIIIINKKKK), divided into soft and rough play lists. don’t be typical and forget to use contraception. i love the word of God but for anyone who is my age, DON’T BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY. if you forget, boys and girls, i will make you watch antichrist on loop for 24 hrs straight.. okay, now onto the playlists…
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so i go out to have breakfast this morning at 8:15 and there is this shakespearean love letter drawn in the newly fallen snow. it must have taken at least half an hour which means the artist must have been up by at least 6 or 7 to do this.

big bold capitals: I LOST YOU. I can’t take back the words or the feelings.

Everything is harder without you by my side to guide me.

It’s everything I took for granted. Tell me why I hate yu and love yu all at the same time.

You’re everything I never knew I needed.

I wish I could take everything back to be with yu again. It’s impossible!

Nothing about this will change. I keep forgetting to forget about yu! </3

i am trying really hard not to rip this to shreds because i know that it must have taken some effort (even though it sounds like a jonas brothers secret). but let’s be honest…this is the only thing it’s missing:

it would have been easier to do this on twitter!! 140 character limit: u r evrything i nvr new i needed..

grammy predictions:

- everyone i’ve seen on the internet seems to think taylor swift is going to win the coveted award, “album of the year” and even the runner up, “record of the year” (and not “song of the year,” as is the misconception. best song is for the songwriter, record is for the artist). my gut tells me yes for song, mostly because she is up against beyonce for “halo” (which i personally hate and i don’t think i’m alone in this sentiment), “i gotta feeling” by b.e.p. (never, ever), and “use somebody” by kings of leon (alright, but they’re new so i doubt it). “pokerface” by lady gaga could win but i heard they’re pretty stingy against dance music. as far as taylor swift’s album win, i’m leaning toward no for no particular reason at all. another gut instinct i guess? i wish lady gaga and taylor could just share the award because i want them both to win. i would have included bey, but she already has like 34839 grammy’s under her belt.

- …i feel like all this hype means dave matthews band (barfffffffff) will win out of the blue? i really hope they don’t. sorry.

even though im mostly a classic rock girl, i love both these songs about equally. speechless is a good ballad and fearless is….sorta….inspiring. which album will win? hmmm…

i just saw this video and almost sharted myself….this. is. GOLDDDDDD:

i’ve been waiting for the right moment to talk about my 12~ years as a figure skater and i suppose now is the right time. i have friends i have known for almost my entire life who actually never knew i was an ice sk8er but it’s one of those things that is hard to bring up unless you’re like “oh, i have practice” or whatever. now, i am not very athletic (although back in high school, i used to kill it in gym glass. i was competitive, but not annoying competitive), but figure skating came incredibly naturally to me and for whatever reason, i was actually….good…..at it (not deliberately trying to brag, promise). i never got super competitive, mostly ISI kind of stuff, but before i stopped my junior year, i was “training” for the usfsa. i also kind of dabbled in synchronized skating. toward the end of high school, it just became too time consuming for me to continue, not to mention it is EXPENSIVE. skates can cost the upwards of $900, not to mention the outfits, which pretty much need to bought every time you are in a competition. i guess you could use the same ones, but a lot of the time you skate in the same circuit as a lot of girls and you don’t want redundancy! anyways, i can’t wait til’ the olympics when everyone falls in love with winter sports all over again, and then a year later they forget.

oh, and brendan, i cant hear this song without thinking of your video! dont ever change~

new jump off = chatroulette.com. its about 85% pervs, 5% /b/ros, 5%girls showing their mams, and 5% normal people just wanting to chat. i ran into someone from albany which was weird, real weird. talked to a few bros and showed em my blade

which i hope i never have to use but i know how and will if it means protecting myself. so far i only used it to cut cheddar cheese (mario batoli would be proud), but you never know when these rich, long island kids might turn on ya.

yahoo had this on their front page the other day:

lol, you think i would be an expert at eating alone by now but NOPE! i know i’ve mentioned before that i pretty much do everything by myself (more pathetic word: alone) unlike other females who would go in the same bathroom stall to take #2’s together if it were acceptable. i don’t mean to sound like ~my life as liz~, i hate girls and catty b.s., because i LOVE my girlfriends as i have said at least 400 times before, but i just don’t mind doing things like that on my own. people like my friend molly eadie, who i ate dinner with yesterday (which might be defeating the purpose of this entry, detailing how i eat by myself a lot, but we don’t do it that often!) will also be able to tell you that i SUCK at eating. i get food in my hair, i have to cover my mouth with my hand when i eat because salad leaves and spaghetti noodles like, fall out. tiffany’s table manners for teenagers totally gave up on me too.

i mean, it’s not like i deliberately avoid people so i can sit alone to eat gross diarrhea food (just kidding, it actually isn’t that bad. i enjoy it.), but if i am coming from class, i’m not going to call people, wait to see what they’re doing, and then if they have class or whatever, call someone else. i know people who actually do this and they’re usually the same people who go

when i non-chalantly tell them that i usually eat by myself. but it’s not like i do that allll the time. it’s just that a lot of people take 400 hours to eat something that could easily take 15 and…

start of a new semester = controlled chaos, so blogging will be limited BUT i wanted to share with everyone this gem i found in my “practices of looking: an introduction to visual culture” textbook. when this was done back in 2005 or whenever, i swore if i ever came into money i would buy this sculpture of the virgin mary britney spears giving birth to sean preston (out her butthole, apparently):

it’s still a new concept to me that textbooks can be cool. i’m still used to math textbooks from 1996 featuring solid basic t-shirts and basketball shorts on all of the “models.” i would flip through this more but i want each page to be a ~*surprise*~ if i find anything good, trust me, i will share!! if you haven’t seen it already, here is another textbook experience with a bunch of rastas

babysat for capria and sicilia the other night and took a bunch of pictures. i want children so badly. as long as they turn out like these two…

this was in capria’s bedroom. the minute she gets up the stairs, sicilia rips through capria’s undie basket and i always have to put it on a higher shelf in order for her to avoid it. i took a picture this time because she just kept flinging them (which made a nice neat pile for me to clean up. tidiness = essential

nothing burns energy like dancing with children. capria looks like a tornado or an irish river dancer:

my favorite…tying ballet slippers:

as much as i might hate the whole twitter bandwagon, social mediums such as that in addition to facebook and myspace have been a tremendous help in spreading the word around about giving aid & relief to the victims of the haiti earthquake. sometimes if you are bumming, helping others makes you feel better about yourself. ~think about it~

- Donate to Partners in Health, who are already located in Haiti and can be a more direct and immediate way of assisting those in need

- donate blood! find your local red cross here

- UNICEF!

- “Yele” to 501501 to donate $5 to Wyclef Jean’s Yéle Foundation;

- “Haiti” to 85944 to donate $5 to Rescue Union Mission and MedCorp International;

- “Haiti” to 25383 to donate $5 to the International Rescue Committee;

- “Haiti” to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross in the U.S.;

-“Haiti” to 45678 to donate $5 to the Salvation Army in Canada (Canada only).

- Donate to Humanitarian Coilition

- Artists for Peace and Justice, which was established after director/producer/writer Paul Haggis met Rick Frenchette, an American doctor and community organizer working in the slums of Haiti for 22 years, is accepting donations. Call 310-319-1394 for further assistance.

- Direct Relief is committing up to $1 million in aid for the response and is co-ordinating with its other in-country partners and colleague organizations. Their partners in Haiti include Partners in Health, St. Damien Children’s Hospital, and the Visitation Hospital, which are particularly active in emergency response. Donate to Direct Relief online.

- Mennonite Central Committee is responding to the Earthquake disaster in Haiti. MCC has been working in Haiti since 1928 in agriculture, reforestation, justice, health and AIDS work. MCC is responding with emergency relief supplies and will be there for the long term in reconstruction and trauma support and other work to be determined. Call 1-888-622-6337 to donate or for more information.

- United Nations World Food Programme is airlifting almost 90 tonnes of high energy biscuits — enough to provide more than half a million emergency meals. An income tax receipt will be issued for donations over $10.

- Don’t forget the animals in Haiti! Humane Society International

also, just as a mention, i know that times are tough (cliched term to all holy hell, but it’s true) so i don’t think anyone expects you to donate 1 million dollars like the jolie-pitt’s , or to even do it all at once. i plan on taking five dollars out here and there to different organizations until i can reach a respectable amount.

p.s thank you yahoo and ohnotheydidnt for most of the links provided!

http://formspring.me/laurenservideo!! i dont have a twitter so i am breaking even as far as trendy websites go. ask me stuff! i lahv, lahv, lahv questions. ~journalist. p.s peep the photo pic