levi johnston….you *are* the father!! to trip[p] easton mitchell johnston.

really though. i was horrified at first. tripP????? tripp track trig knick knack pattywack give a dog a bone???? then i laughed/was indifferent when i realized it could be much worse. it’s not as bad as bronx mowgli wentz.

i personally think bristol is pretty, and levi (as far as outward appearances go) is evvvverythhhinggg i want….so i am holding high expectations for this offspring.