this entry is really supposed to be about paige (my official blog mascot) but i wanted to touch on that plane crash in the hudson today…im glad everyone made it out okay and that pilot is an ~*AMERICAN HERO*~ but i just want to take a second and talk about those birds that caused the whole fiasco. seriously, only birds would take down a jetliner. i have a bird, and i think theyre the best animals ever, but they always get themselves in the weirdest/most dangerous predicaments. theyre like the steve irwin of the animal kingdom (may god rest his soul). for instance, look at this situation between my bird and my cat:

so i guess not only are birds a bunch of lil winged steve irwins, but dwight schrutes too. you know how dwight always refers to himself as assistant regional manager when in actuality he is assistant to the regional manager? thats how birds are. they think they are higher up but dont realize that in actuality, they cant even control their own bowel movements. which in my book, makes birds (especially my own) better than your dog.

MOVING ON…

everyone already knows why i like paige, so, today on this segment of PEOPLE I LIKE, i am throwing an internet celebration to say goodbye to my one and only pp/peapod

when paige told me she was dropping creative writing 2nd quarter AND advertising, these were my expressions:

i was so devasted.

“whyyyy!” i shouted. paige rolled her eyes (as per usual). 

“i get to come in 4th period YAYYYYAYYY” was her response. 

after contemplating what to do with the rest of my life (since this means i will never see her again), i decided it was a time to be happy. SO NOW I AM THROWING A GOING AWAY e-PARTY FOR PAIGE RUECKERT

I WILL BRING THE DRINKS…

..AND THE FOOD

..AND THE DANCING

HAVE FUN