today we have special guest star ANI MINASSIAN being featured as a person i like but there is someone else i’d like to discuss as well. yes this is a ***2 FOR 1 SPECIAL***

today in marketing dan griner told me he reads my blog. he actually knew more about it than i did. i also told him i would give him a piece of gum (the bubbalicious kind…its strawberry but i didnt like it), when in actuality, i didnt have any left. this is my way of paying him back.

dan and i have gone to elementary, middle and high school together but never once were in the same class. i think marketing and pig are the first classes ever that we have had together. oh yeah and his dog toby used to escape and run over to my house every once in a while to play with my dog…weird. anyways, we dont really talk but since he sits directly behind me in marketing, i can hear everything. he is hilarious and in a lot of ways he is better than you. 

from what i can tell, two things matter to dan: 1) ani minassian and 2) seinfeld. there are a lot of reasons why ani rocks (which is why i like her) so its easy to see why he likes her. but one time in marketing dan spent a period making everyone quiz him on seinfeld episodes and he knew everything. everything. that warrants respect. in his honor i would like to post some seinfeld gifs. oh and an office one since he has discussed michael scott in the past. 

now, onto the amazing, the wonderful ANI

honestly, i cant even think of when i actually met ani. it was in middle school, but i dont think we ever had any classes together then. we had freshman biology together. that was a total blast. sophomore year we werent in the same class but we both had ruane as a 10 ap english teacher and would walk down to get our grades together. she would also sit with us every other day at lunch. last year we had lunch together where we would count to 3 and give colin and birdsall tittytwisters (that is such a weird word to type out…i feel kinda gross now). she would try and argue that we cant pray at the lunch table. HAHA. this year we have marketing together (why do i feel like i am always talking about that class?). 

i like ani because its like there are absolutely 0 reasons not to like her. she wont steal your boyfriend or pit you against everyone. she is just a simple armenian girl who is a year older than everyone else because she was born in september of 1990. i think she got her license when we were freshman, lololol. anyway, she really is the closest thing you can get to an all around crazygood friend. also, ani is GORGEOUS. she is so so so beautiful. her hair is also beautiful and means everything to me (just kidding…sort of). 

ani also likes to touch my wenis (the skin on your elbow..you learn something new every day). i think she likes the sensation.