valentine’s day is coming up soon (24 days). there are a lot of women who are going to be all

because they are single and bitter and they hate knowing that other people are out having a good time at delmonicos or something with their S.O’s while they are inside eating their feelings and drowning their sorrows in a box of godiva chocolates. 

it’s cool, everyone ~grieves~ in their own way….but youre better than that!!! i have some suggestions for surviving v-day alone:

1) watch old movies all day with really FOXY mens in them. im talking marlon brando in a streetcar named desire, james dean in a rebel without a cause, paul newman in pretty much anything (but i reccomend cool hand luke), robert redford in the great gatsby. val kilmer in the doors. and although this isnt old watch remember the titans because there are guys with tight football pants on and that is AW.ES.OME. so when your bff gets back from her date with her 2nd rate boyfriend, you call tell her that you spent the day with a bunch of really attractive males (then list all the names off). sometimes its good to pretend?

2) work out. who doesnt feel better after a work out? elle woods once said “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.” i listen to elle because she dumped the jerk warner at the end of the movie, and she graduated from harvard at the top of her class. 

3) speaking of harvard…read a book. people are perplexed as to why a lot of intelligent people are rather cocky. thats because they know that they rock. being smart subsequently means being kind of ATTRACTIVE

thats all i have for now…GOOD LUCK LADIES. CHEERs