in my shower, we have one of those waterproof radios. i turned it on and while i was ~rinsing and repeating~, “rock and roll all nite” by KISS came on. that was the funnest (most fun, sorry) shower EVER. i just wanted to bring that up. 

also, like 20 minutes ago i walked into my sisters room. she asked me to leave, and being the eldest child, i refused. she took a doorknob-like contraption and made a futile attempt to wing it at my head. her aim is awful and she hit this little shelf on her wall with all these little statues and trinkets. i heard something chip and went to check it out.

AHAHAHA. she straight up decapitated this lil…scottish…tea girl…student. so i guess if you’re looking for a really sloppy assassin, just contact my sister.