quick update. I DO NOT LIKE TWILIGHT. IT IS ALSO COMPLETELY NECESSARY TO DISCUSS TWILIGHT IN CAPS. 

1) i dont care if it gets you to read! so when your son finds a stack of his fathers old penthouse magazines, will you make the same argument then? 

2) for those who have yet to experience the saga that is ~EdWaRd && BeLlA~, let me show you:

i’ve read better stuff from creative writing newbies!!!

 AND IF THAT ISNT ENOUGH FOR YOU..

thats from fmylife.com, the site i plugged a few entries back. now you must go visit if you havent already! 

and i just want to reiterate that..i don’t mind that anyone likes twilight. i strongly abide by the sentiment “to each their own!” its just that i personally don’t enjoy them, and i am not interested in hearing of how it is a quality literary work. because whatever way it is spun, twilight is a flash in the pan/horribly written. also,  i don’t even like harry potter, but it is not harry potter. how many males have read twilight? or enjoyed it? 0! it’s glorified fan fiction for girls. it just another example of how females keep heightening their expectations to the point where males can no longer fulfill their wants/needs. atleast with men, there are women who exist who have fake boobs and flat stomachs. THERE ARE NO VAMPIRES. THEY ARE NOT REAL. STOP. O LORD, i sound like justine! just kidding (not really) i love you b!

SOME twilight fans =  (incase you are too busy watching paul blart: mall cop, this is from the movie misery with kathy bates and james caan. she is obsessed with james caan’s character’s books. she saves him from a car crash and keeps him at her house in the wilderness away from everyone else (kind of like calypso and odysseus…omg AP LIT POINTS!!) she forces him to finish one of his books. when he tries to escape she breaks both his kneecaps. rude!) 

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