HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!

HOW IS EVERYONE FEELING SO FAR? HAPPY, SAD? IN LOVE???

plans for today: go on a date with my bird. i will feed him spaghetti

“babe, im gonna leave you” by led zep just came on itunes shuffle. wow, obvious foreshadowing. 

fun fact: my confirmation name is valentine. 

so to all the single ladies who are still bitter about being alone, this is a gif to make you feel worse since you didn’t listen to me in my prior valentines day post about being HAPPY on VDAY. LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY ARE IN LOVE…AND HOW MUCH YOU ARE NOT. 

i was making cards yesterday and looking for variations of “roses are red violets are blue” when i stumbled upon yahoo answers (best site ever) and um…look at this beauty:

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I’m a schizophrenic, 
and so am I.