on tuesday my little sister turns 14. mind blow!! it feels like yesterday she was being born and i looked like this: yes that is a young dale spencer crossing his legs…and wearing booty shorts. ITS SO NICE OUT!! i know its spring and almost summer when i start listening to rap/pop music again. britney [...]

quickie…..so im watching law and order and its this one from 2001 where there was a shooting at a night club. the detectives are talking to the night club owner and im like “i know that guy!!” so i run to the computer and go on imdb.com. he was in one of my favorite movies, [...]

i met amy in middle school. idk when or where, i just know it happened. actually, we weren’t even friends in middle school. we weren’t even friends til 10th grade, but it was really 11th grade that we ~*bonded*~. we had french first period together.  amy is such a nice person. it really ticks me [...]

tonight is my 2nd consecutive night of babysitting for the ultra awesome capria and sicilia. last night, while they were sleeping, i watched good will hunting. it was on last friday when i babysat but because capria was up, i really only saw the beginning. for starters, i watched it while doing precalculus which made [...]

march is women’s history month (lol). i have a love/hate relation with girls. on one hand, sisterhood can be a really beautiful thing. like, when we played poisonous peanut butter pit in gym, it was so cute to see all of us work together. but when it gets really bad, it is ugly. so, ladies and gentledudes, i [...]

i just want to send my condolences to the family of liam neeson and natasha richardson. natasha richardson (aka the mom from the parent trap…….elizabeth james duhhhhhh) was skiing yesterday on the beginners hill without a helmet and hit her head. she thought she was fine and got up and just kept doing her thing [...]

yeah tomorrow is st. patty’s day. bring it onnn. i am italian but i like st. patrick’s day because everybody is really upbeat and HELLO??? SUBS IN WEST WING!!!  i have a gif for everything…really. anywho…that’s andy samberg. i have been a fan forever. he is hosting the mtv music awards this year which is [...]

OBAMA WANTS LONGER SCHOOL DAYS? I SAID WHAT?????? my four stages of emotion as portrayed by: 1) regina george: anger. no way man! THATS RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR 2) gretchen weiners: sadness. i am so stressed (to an extent, anyway). i don’t think i would ever be able to sacrifice my saturday nap! 3) ras trent: disbelief. [...]

i’ve been too busy for words (literally). eventually i will have a post about paiges (official blog mascot) birthday, the ~winterballio~ and the events proceeding it (aka dinner/water with my new step parents packy and alyssa). in the mean time, here is a video of a boy beating up his substitute bus driver. if you [...]

if you… 1) appreciate food (like me), but you can’t eat what you want because somebody in a past life hated you (also like me) 2) gave up bad food for lent and want to torture yourself , you will lub this website; http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ my face scrolling through this website = IS CHICKEN FRIED BACON [...]