march is women’s history month (lol). i have a love/hate relation with girls. on one hand, sisterhood can be a really beautiful thing. like, when we played poisonous peanut butter pit in gym, it was so cute to see all of us work together. but when it gets really bad, it is ugly. so, ladies and gentledudes, i have composed a list the type of gals who grind my gears:
1) the girl who always chooses a boy over her girlfriends. this is probably one of the biggest no-no’s in the girl code. hos over bros!! (yeah, i know its supposed to be bros over hos for boys, shut up and leave). some girls are willing to ditch friends they’ve known for the majority of their lives for a boy they have only known a few months and then will date them for a year…if they’re lucky. seriously…..control-alt-DELETE.
2) the girl who is going to ignore you today but be buddybuddy tomorrow. sometimes i feel like i am the only one this happens to. i get it, everybody has off days, but plz girl, don’t take it out on me just because i understand and am a forgiving person. i get it, i probably annoyed you. sorry! it especially bugs me when im trying to ya know, chat and talk, and you give me those one word answers. then somebody who totally sucks comes along and its like ~hey girl!!!!!! WUTS UP~. then the next day, i expect the same treatment…but wait! tomorrow its all *lets go shopping*..ahh
3) the girl who just tells you what you want to hear. ugh, SO ANNOYING. most of the time, i can see right through you!! if i ask for advice, don’t tell me what i already know. talk about not looking out for ones best interest. why are you my friend again ? “i love your skirt, where did you get it?” ” it was my mom’s in the 80s” “oooo vintage” “that is the effing ugliest skirt i have ever seen” this is one of the pet peeves that gets old realllly quickly.
4) the girl who has something against people who aren’t exactly like she is (aka boring). when you do anything that isnt remniscent of the stylings of lauren conrad, this subject says things along the lines of “ookay…” “alrighttt” or if shes feeling really snarky, roll her eyes. maybe call you weird. the catch is that most times, you can say the exact same thing as her, but because youre not her..or any of her friends..its different. p.s….calling people weird is rude. it has a really negative connotation and you know it so…stop. you would pee your pants if someone called you fat or called you our for your hideous acne scars (which is an almost equivalent). plus, unique (the proper term) people get things done. youre trying to tell me, bill gates, the richest man in the universe, is normal? like, 4 months ago he was giving a speech-type of thing and he released mosquitoes into the audience. that’s pretty unusual..and he earns several thousand dollars everytime he breathes.
5) the girl who insists she gets along with guys better and thinks girls are sooo catty (which is true, but said girl tries to act like shes better than that). other girls usually don’t like this girl. some of them because they might be intimidated, but mostly because this girl is always so rude to other girls (which is ironic because she clearly states that girls are ~vindictive~).
i didn’t mean for this list to go all “WHY SHOULD CAESAR GET TO STOP AROUND LIKE A GIANT WHILE THE REST OF US TRY NOT TO GET SMUSHED UNDER HIS BIG FEET? WHAT SO GREAT ABOUT CESAR? BRUTUS IS JUST AS CUTE A NAME AS CAESAR. BRUTUS IS JUST AS SMART AS CAESAR. AND WHEN DID IT BECOME OKAY FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THE BOSS OF EVERYBODY? THATS NOT WHAT ROME IS ABOUT. WE SHOULD TOTALLY STAB CAESAR!!” ya know, pretty much calling out 1 person without actually saying their name. but there are many people like this!
HERE IS SOME REAL SISTERHOOD:
(this gif was originally a video on youtube of a bunch of girls watching the finale of american idol & hoping d.archuleta would win. its not shown here, but the subsequent crying is so so so funny…too bad the vid was deleted)
ciao yall, and happy womens history month!