does everyone hate me for never updating??? SORRY!! friday i went to the best wedding ever. man, i really, really,really want to get married now. but really…i cant even get a prom date. how am i ever going to find someone who is willing the rest of their life with me?? ~ITS A LOVE STORY [...]

short but sweet…quotes of the day gabby saulsbery: i saw the movie ‘earth’ and i found out that polar bears can drown person i like katy pinkham: yeah….i’ve been thinking about that for months and person i like justine Justine: the country setting me aka Lauren: oh right?????????!!! Lauren: i was going to do cold [...]

SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN ENTRIES! I WILL TRY TO UPDATE SOON BUT THERE IS MORE IMPERITIVE INFO I NEED TO DISCUSS. ANGIE JOLIE IS (POSSIBLY) COMING TO ALBANY TO FILM HER LATEST ACTION MOVIE ‘SALT’ AND IS SHUTTING DOWN A CRAP TON OF MAJOR ROADS TO DO SO.  AND YES IT WAS NECESSARY TO TYPE IN [...]

so i just spent my tuesday morning of spring break watch 20 most shocking unsolved crimes. i knew most of them and guessed the top 3 right (almost). i knew the black dahlia murder, natalee holloway and jon-benet would probably be in the top 3. i guessed the j-b murder would be first, n-h second [...]

for easter i received my first pair of white sneakers since 7th grade (when we all wore air force ones).  not to mention, they’re basketball shoes!! they have a lil’ hoop on the tounge. hook, hook, dunk, dunk, baby im ALL about three points. last night i went to bed at 8:30. i woke up at 6:13 [...]

i am babysitting right now. about half an hour ago we came in from outside. silicia was crying. i grabbed a pacifier for her and in under two minutes she was sound asleep in my arms. suprisingly, capria is kind of tired and she is resting on the couch watching noggin on mute (i can’t [...]

so forbes came out with their annual “20 hottest royals” list. i always knew in my heart “queen lauren iv” had a ring to it (hence my screename). i don’t know which one i would like to marry though. prince carl phillip of sweden is smoking.  some other notable princes include:     for reference, queen victoria [...]

i think these men are better at imitating women than women are at imitating women. watch these!!  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEuJkMuqXO8] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdpKwwomO_A] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyfBFz9X54]

this is a little entry i like to call:  don vito says: really fordham university? really? you explicitly state in your letter “we hope this assistance will make if financially possible for you to attend fordham university.” yet you give lauren only 2,300 dollars toward her financial aid? really? But you don’t GIVE with respect. you dont offer [...]

queens was good. personal shoutout to annmarie and everyone who i met! thanks for being awesome to me.  we stopped in manhattan for a bit and when i was walking down broadway i ran into angela!! hi angela!! you rock \m/\m/ so yesterday marked the final episode (ever) of my favorite show in the entire [...]