does everyone hate me for never updating??? SORRY!! friday i went to the best wedding ever. man, i really, really,really want to get married now. but really…i cant even get a prom date. how am i ever going to find someone who is willing the rest of their life with me?? ~ITS A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES~
okay so today i am finally doing a people i like on class legend kevin newman the third. he is a really big supporter of itslaurenservideo.com and for that, i respect him and enjoy him.
kevin and i went to middle school together. i could be wrong but i dont believe we had any classes together. last year we had public speaking together which is hilarious because kevin is so monotone. currently, i don’t have any classes with kevin but he is the kind of person that just shows up and *does his thing*.
kevin is HILARIOUS. here is a conversation we had over facebook chat last night:
Kevin
hello lauren
how goes your evening?
10:47pmLauren
eh im a lil stressed
i forgot to bake for nhs!!
10:48pmKevin
oh no
i didn’t know nhs required you to do drugs
lol
is it national high society
?
lol
10:48pmLauren
LOL
10:48pmKevin
i’m so quick and witty
10:48pmLauren
omg omg
im saving this for the blog
im so far behind
10:48pmKevin
oh no
10:48pmLauren
i have to write about a wedding and then its your turn
it might sound like i am just saying that to appease you but when i say i am going to write about someone, i do it!
10:49pmKevin
ik
i trust you
i’ve seen pictures of you with young children
and to my knowledge, none of them have been injured
10:49pmLauren
one of them died
10:49pmKevin
lol
10:50pmLauren
kidding
10:50pmKevin
well, they must have had it coming
bedtime means bedtime
lol
kevins deepest secret is that he thinks he might be black (but he hasn’t told his parents yet). i think newman should move to hollywood and try to make it. he is like jonah hill but he is…just…better.
in my mind chuck norris jokes are not chuck norris jokes but kevin newman jokes. try it out:
Chuck Norris Kevin Newman III’s iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
Chuck Norris Kevin Newman III once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
Chuck Norris Kevin Newman III doesn’t need to swallow when eating food
newman works at regal cinemas and is always at the top of his game. if anyone has anything else to say about kevin/personal kevin anecdotes that i failed to include…the comments are open!
one of only 5 known pictures of kevin that exist on the internet. add him on facebook or just keep living your mundane live without him
May 1st, 2009 at 1:24 am
It’s Kevin Newman the II not the III!!!
But I was picking him up at his house last night and I was in the drive way for, no lie, 10 minutes. I called him, the convo went like this:
Kevin: Hellooo Amy
Me: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TIME TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE BUT NOT TO GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!
Kevin: Oh your out their?
Me: I told you we would be here in five minutes!
Kevin: I’m trying to find my pants, Amy.
‘Nuff said