im on vacation in the mountains. actually, im in the back of the car, trying to salvage internet from the towns only wifi connection. i rented a bunch of movies before i came here, one of which included the strangers. i watched it the first day we arrived, which, as it turns out, was the [...]

i have been sick and told to rest, so of course i am catching up on tv. there are several commercials that i do not like 1) light and fit yogurt commercial watch?v=dftDBFwY2Lk this ad bugs me so, so, so badly. like, you’re slurping down yogurt. what’s the deal with the sexy face after? i [...]

queenlaureniv: we are skyping every night kissmedmbstyle: ohh gotcha yes deff lmao youll get to see me with no makeup! queenlaureniv: crap whats that lyric queenlaureniv: isnt it by drake queenlaureniv: no make up on with your hair down sitting on the couch queenlaureniv: thats when i like you the best? queenlaureniv: or something? kissmedmbstyle: [...]

in honor of my college orientation, i want to discuss asher roth and his song, “i love college”. i have seen the lyrics as facebook statuses or as album titles (seriously, i cannot *stress* the importance of naming your personal collection of house party images “my good friends is all i need”. SHUT UP!!) what [...]

i sort of forgot about itslaurenservideo.com. plus i had orientation!! i think my next entry will be about clothes shopping and how it is completely not tailored to my size. i will sound like oprah. i just wanted to let the nation know that if you watched labor pains with lindsay lohan, her fake baby [...]

-ethan peck is the grandson of the late and great gregory peck, aka atticus finch, aka my favorite literary character of all time aka sexy. he is starring on the abc family show ten things i hate about you aka rip off of the movie aka heath ledger is going to haunt you from the [...]

yesterday, two monorails at disney world collided, killing one, which is why jackie and i went to great escape today. i haven’t been there in ages, and there were several things i observed: 1) obesity is more evident at amusement parks than anywhere else. the only people who were skinny were these tween girls from [...]

so i just finished watching disturbia and am avoiding sleeping at all costs.  LOUIS STEVENS COME SAVE ME no hang on a sec get that hot asian friend over here instead…oh wait never mind. i just looked him up and he is 30. reminds me of:  which also reminds me of:

kim jong il: if you ever to anything to harm south korea….THERE IS NO MEASURE TO HOW FAST AND HOW HARD I WILL BRING THIS FIGHT TO YOUR DOOR STEP (p.s guess where this quote is from!!)

today, at the gym, i did the cardio cinema as usual. this time, air force one played. this movie RIPS. harrison ford as president james marshall totally rules. most prezzies go to ivy league colleges….but clearly j.marsh took the year off and became a navy seal. there’s this scene where he fights off one of [...]