in honor of my college orientation, i want to discuss asher roth and his song, “i love college”. i have seen the lyrics as facebook statuses or as album titles (seriously, i cannot *stress* the importance of naming your personal collection of house party images “my good friends is all i need”. SHUT UP!!) what i am still unsure of is whether or not he is joking. i mean, have any of you seen him?

eternal lol!! he looks canadian goose (if that goose was a ginger). i watched his video on youtube and im almost positive every shot of him was a myspace angle.

anyways, not to attack his image (because not all of us are bestowed with good looks), but what im mostly concerned about is the whole “when it comes to condoms, put two on.” LOOOOLLLL OK…SOO many things wrong with that statement. i guess if youre looking to be a baby daddy that is some good advice. i wonder if his next single will have something like “pulling out works every time” and “you’re a terrorist if you abstain.” not to mention, who would want to fornicate with asher roth?

GOSH IF YOU LOVE COLLEGE SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY IT??