my sister wrote this to me in a message through facebook. it’s almost as good as this letter sent to me by a spammer. Hey Laur. How are you!mom kepps telling me stories of you raging butt hole kids honestly Anyone who hurts or is annonying to you makes my reallyX100000000000000 mad and I want [...]

yesterday i lived out my britney spears music video/never going to a private school dreams… and bought an acrylic hunter green sweater. it rocks! WELCOME TO MY LIFE: superstarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

BAM SNACKS ON SNACKS

i want to emphasize that i am not one of those people that does not enjoy the twilight “saga” for the purpose of just hating. but this comment is so right. excuse the language, please. by a user on ontd:

my thoughts on moving day, minus the first 10 seconds:

its 420 am (lol) and i am lying awake in bed thinking of all the things i will miss the most when i leave for college. luckily (and unluckily), i will not be far from home, albeit, it doesn’t prevent me from this sudden onset of nostalgia and slight grief. the first thing that comes [...]

i just went to see district 9. my mom and i arrived late and were seated in the two front rows nobody likes, and i barfed in a little side hallway during the middle of the movie. luckily, noone saw me and i went back and finished watching it. this prompted me to discuss other [...]

does anyone know if the brunette gene is recessive? because these two videos are making me consider marrying a blonde if it means my children can end up with as much SWAGGER as these two kids: ] i guess my future husb might need to have the cool dna to give to our flaxen-haired offspring [...]