my sister wrote this to me in a message through facebook. it’s almost as good as this letter sent to me by a spammer.

Hey Laur.
How are you!mom kepps telling me stories of you raging butt hole kids honestly Anyone who hurts or is annonying to you makes my reallyX100000000000000 mad and I want to hurt them and I am crying for you right now and I gonna kick therefat stattonisland ass.I think you should talk to Proressor doumbledoor about honors housing despite closet space and report anyone who drinks like those fat boys at the party. I’m soo proud times 10000000000000026 that you left.your always welcome at home too!!!
love,
jackie