i just went to see district 9. my mom and i arrived late and were seated in the two front rows nobody likes, and i barfed in a little side hallway during the middle of the movie. luckily, noone saw me and i went back and finished watching it. this prompted me to discuss other things that make me eligible for chuck norris stats.

- i had oral screws drilled into my gums

- i took the oral screws out by numbing my gums with a lil ice and jack daniels. and then went to town with some jewelry pliers.

- i already mentioned this in the leonardo dicaprio post, but i once climbed through a window when i was locked out of my grandfathers house. when he told my mom how i totally saved him the hassle of waiting, she bought me a tiger beat with leo dicap on the front.

- does anyone remember the scene in the outsiders where johnny and ponyboy save the children out of the burning building? well once i had a dream i was there and i helped so i guess technically that counts.

BLOWING YOU AWAY WITH MY BRAVERY