Pimp My Bed: The Male Sleep Lair

After years of catering to women, manufacturers are setting their sights on men. The new macho mattresses they’re introducing have “muscle-recovery properties” and cooling technology, on the theory that men are more likely to feel too hot in bed. The bed frames feature built-in TVs, iPod docking stations, wine coolers, safes and other guy-friendly gadgetry.

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guy friendly? well slap me silly and call me a dude, but i would do anything for this bed. anything. there are a bunch of other models posted at the source, but the bed i have pictured is ultra. when i was younger, i used to have notebooks upon notebooks filled with sketches of what my dream bedroom would look like, and this isnt far from what they used to look like.

im such a sucker for a good bed, but a mattress especially. when my sister was practically an infant, my parents bought her a friggin mahogany sleighbed and they stuck me with my grandmothers old, spring mattress. i mean, i should be grateful i even have a bed to sleep in, but for arguments sake, I WAS GYPPED. i know i said i would use my life savings to hire the remaining members of led zeppelin to play at my wedding, but maybe ill take out a loan to get this puppy. oh and at my future house, guests can sleep in the cheeseburger bed.