i hijacked my sisters old, rusty, brand x (no, seriously, im almost positive this is from goodwill) skateboard with me to campus to use as a means of transportation. aka no cool tricks cool tricks (not that i can do those anyway…im strictly back and forth) . im not a klutz but when i break myself, i really break myself. i have never broken a bone, but in 6th grade when i was really deep into figure skating and competing and stuff, i was doing a jump and i fell and broke my two front teeth. they snapped in half and i started laughing (a situation i probably should have included in tales of my heroism but i forgot). oh and one time i was riding my bike and i tipped over and my glasses broke into my face. i did it again (rethinking the klutz thing after all) and the glasses broke in the exact same spot. it was so embarassing walking on the bus the next day with ice packs taped to my face and everyone was all

seriously. i probably would make that face too if i saw someone who looked like bear grylls after he got stung by a bee.

anyways, the real purpose of this entry was to talk about how cool skateboards are now days. baker skateboards are really cool. its too bad im a broke college student otherwise i would order this puppy


vroom, vroom! except not. if skateboards were cars, the one i have now would be like….a 1992 civic without a radio or seatbelts. REAL TALK