enjoy your nightmares:
edit: just had to add this one!! congrats on having your own gifs brendan…..you have made it in the industry
just found this:
omg RAGE against the machine right now. this chick just gets whatever she wants, doesn’t she? i take care of my precious bird for 12 years, being a cool mom
all the while she was adopting a zillion chihuahuas and shoving them in the back of her closet when she got bored with them. [...]
i looked like such a bad kid today. i went to cvs and i think they were definitely keeping an eye on me because i looked like a stereotypical teenage shoplifter. sometimes it feels good to dress like this because typically i wear lace tights and ballet flats and girl stuff
leather jack, guns and roses [...]
top predictions for halloween:
1) lady gaga
2) michael jackson
3) balloon boy
4) kate gosselin
heidi and spencer beat me to the punch:
1) this is a dude, and not a chick
2) thats soooooo original. savetoby.com, anyone? yawnnnnnn
3) i haven’t checked yet, but nobody messes with cats and gets past the power of /b/! good luck avoiding the gazillion 3 am phone calls you are about to receive, cat eater!
so all in all, your prank?
GREAT. hope you’re proud, mom and dad!
guess who this pumpkin is
answer: dwight schrute
today i went to cvs to get 162 photos of junior made for a scrapbook and the chick behind the counter who developed them was like “your bird is so bad-ass.” yeah, i know! i raised that punk. i even was a cool mom and let him have a mohawk.
anyways, i am trying to ~suppress [...]
my sweet boy junior, who i mention frequently, has passed away. i came home for the weekend and ran up the stairs screaming “POOPIE!!!! ITS MOMMY!” and i stepped in my doorway and he was flat on his back. it was just last monday i talked about how i taught him to flap his wings [...]
chrissy asked me to do a entry on lil wayne because he pleaded guilty. i think i’d rather write about immortal technique. i was going through old word files on my mac at home a few days ago and i came across “dance with the devil” lyrics i saved on my computer in 8th grade [...]