enjoy your nightmares: edit: just had to add this one!! congrats on having your own gifs brendan…..you have made it in the industry

just found this: omg RAGE against the machine right now. this chick just gets whatever she wants, doesn’t she? i take care of my precious bird for 12 years, being a cool mom all the while she was adopting a zillion chihuahuas and shoving them in the back of her closet when she got bored [...]

i looked like such a bad kid today. i went to cvs and i think they were definitely keeping an eye on me because i looked like a stereotypical teenage shoplifter. sometimes it feels good to dress like this because typically i wear lace tights and ballet flats and girl stuff leather jack, guns and [...]

top predictions for halloween: 1) lady gaga 2) michael jackson 3) balloon boy 4) kate gosselin heidi and spencer beat me to the punch:

1) this is a dude, and not a chick 2) thats soooooo original. savetoby.com, anyone? yawnnnnnn 3) i haven’t checked yet, but nobody messes with cats and gets past the power of /b/! good luck avoiding the gazillion 3 am phone calls you are  about to receive, cat eater! so all in all, your prank?

GREAT. hope you’re proud, mom and dad!

guess who this pumpkin is answer: dwight schrute

today i went to cvs to get 162 photos of junior made for a scrapbook and the chick behind the counter who developed them was like “your bird is so bad-ass.” yeah, i know! i raised that punk. i even was a cool mom and let him have a mohawk. anyways, i am trying to [...]

my sweet boy junior, who i mention frequently, has passed away. i came home for the weekend and ran up the stairs screaming “POOPIE!!!! ITS MOMMY!” and i stepped in my doorway and he was flat on his back. it was just last monday i talked about how i taught him to flap his wings [...]

chrissy asked me to do a entry on lil wayne because he pleaded guilty. i think i’d rather write about immortal technique. i was going through old word files on my mac at home a few days ago and i came across “dance with the devil” lyrics i saved on my computer in 8th grade [...]