31
Oct
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enjoy your nightmares: edit: just had to add this one. congrats on having your own gifs, brendan. you have made it in the industry!

29
Oct
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just found this: RAGE against the machine right now. this chick just gets whatever she wants, doesn’t she? i take care of my precious bird for 12 years, being a cool mom all the while she was adopting a zillion chihuahuas and shoving them in the back of her closet when she got bored with [...]

i looked like such a bad kid today. i went to cvs and i think they were definitely keeping an eye on me because i looked like a stereotypical teenage shoplifter. sometimes it feels good to dress like this because typically i wear lace tights and ballet flats and girl stuff leather jack, guns and [...]

29
Oct
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top predictions for halloween: 1) lady gaga 2) michael jackson 3) balloon boy 4) kate gosselin heidi and spencer beat me to the punch:

26
Oct
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guess who this pumpkin is answer: dwight schrute

25
Oct
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today i went to cvs to get 162 photos of junior made for a scrapbook and the chick behind the counter who developed them was like “your bird is so bad-ass.” yeah, i know! i raised that punk. i even was a cool mom and let him have a mohawk. anyways, i am trying to [...]

23
Oct
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my sweet boy junior, who i mention frequently, has passed away. i came home for the weekend and ran up the stairs screaming “POOPIE!!!! ITS MOMMY!” and i stepped in my doorway and he was flat on his back. it was just last monday i talked about how i taught him to flap his wings [...]

chrissy asked me to do a entry on lil wayne because he pleaded guilty. i think i’d rather write about immortal technique. i was going through old word files on my mac at home a few days ago and i came across “dance with the devil” lyrics i saved on my computer in 8th grade [...]

21
Oct
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spike tv came out with this and i just saw it on ontd im at that stage where i’m still trying to find out what im good at, which means by default i have bigger mam glands than talent. here is my entry at #1 (i essentially just copied keeley hazells): “all hail lauren servideo. [...]

21
Oct

jambo took this of my dad a few days ago and i couldnt figure out who he looked like. and then it hit me: meg griffin you could also say he looks like jack nicholson as r.p. mcmurphy in one flew over the cuckoos nest if r.p. mcmurphy was a twink. i also bought this [...]