just found this:

RAGE against the machine right now. this chick just gets whatever she wants, doesn’t she? i take care of my precious bird for 12 years, being a cool mom

all the while she was adopting a zillion chihuahuas and shoving them in the back of her closet when she got bored with them. who let her do this? she already has, like, 17 dogs and a bunch of crabs (har) that her assistant probably takes care of anyway. i have already said how i would loooove one of these but they’re so hard to get. i wish my grandfather would use his ties to the mafia to get me one of these. sweet, sweet nepotism.