i want to dedicate this entry to my perpetually screwed up internal alarm clock, who decided it was okay to wake me up at 4:00 am today. love ya girlfriend! couple things on my mind: 1) someone told me i looked like rumer willis today. from my 3 years of reading d-listed obsessively, my initial [...]

10th grade with my friend linda rae. no hip swing booty drop combo but maybe one of these days. i bought these jeans today that are supposed to “lift and support”……note to self: remember to wear those if i ever have a vid camera and rump shaker by wreckx-N-effect is on for maximum effect!

some stay dry and others feel the pain my roommates and i. i might not be the target demographic of ebony magazine but i can just dance ba da do do do just dance spin that record babe (wishing i had a video of myself doing an insane hip swing booty drop combo. for about [...]

just got back from glamour gals, a club i’m in at school. we go to a local nursing home and paint ladies’ nails. i love old people (my first crush was mr. rogers and no i am not joking), but sometimes it’s really hard to see the ones that have especially deteriorated. i’ve been thinking [...]

my sister saw my reaction to the video i made the other day. she also saw the comment i left about her in that same entry and she was sorta pissed about that but we hugged it out (via the internet). anyways, she wanted me to do another video like that (for reasons i’m still [...]

hilarious, super gorgeous, and kid friendly. ovary overload. edit: its like meeting the man of your dreams, and meeting his beautiful wife girlfriend… …isn’t ironic, dontcha think? a little bit ironic, yeah i really do think. its like RAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNN..

mom: and then i pulled into a dark walgreens parking lot and ate 6 peanut butter cups alone in the car me:  me: then what did you do mom: threw it up. Just Kidding! me:

i guess balloon boy’s family was on wife-swap. i dont watch that show but these two gems i watch at least once a day (in addition to that video of britney spears at the 2000 vmas….aye carumba) this one is the best:

dear fashiontoast, garance dore, whowhatwear, knightcat, seaofshoes, and lookbook, real style: love, lauren elizabeth valentine servideo