last night i went to bed at 9 o’clock which obviously means really weird dream time. i had a dream sweet dee made a cheese pizza…just for me

home alone reference? yes?

no? okay moving on…

1) im about to see “the blind side” in an hour. im praying its not an hour and a half of “poverty porn”

2) i just got back from cousin dom’s house and during the middle of watching “scream,” i think i developed carpel tunnel in my right wrist/arm. ~ouchie~

3) my grandfather just tried to hook me up with a 26-year-old undertaker. MY…LIFE…