despite my Catholicism, the eensiest-tiniest bit of me loves it when someone deservingly gets put in their place. take this article, from spike tv (color me shocked) called “the top 7 butterbodies.” gorgeous women like salma hayek, drew barrymore and liv tyler all make the list. mandy moore is on the list, and here is her description:

3. Mandy Moore

Once upon a time Mandy Moore was cute and adorable. She was also super annoying, but she was so damn cute that this flaw was generally overlooked. Then she dropped off the face of the earth. Recently she re-emerged looking chunky, pudgy and out of shape. It’s like she spent the last few years on a couch watching television and eating tubs of Neapolitan ice cream. Now that she’s fat, her annoying-ness shines through. She needs to do everyone a favor and get fit again.

sweet GOODNESS mandy, you fat hefer cow, how dare you grow into your curves as you age. i bet youre crying grease tears from how obese you are! oh, and before i forget, the authors picture!

ugliness on the outside is unfavorable but often times isn’t a deal breaker. these women aren’t fat, and even if they were, weight can be lost. you, sir, are stuck with the incurable ailment of stupidity. sucks to be you! God bless and good luck being the poor man’s tucker max for the rest of your life! i hope writing this spiteful article is worth all the karma that is about to hit you going 10% the speed of light!