I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY

I HAVE BEEN “TOO BUSY” TO UPDATE

(and by “too busy,” i mean holding a hot pack to my ovaries, watching law and order svu, cleaning like a mad woman and playing with my new cat curtis [nickname: 50 cent])

PLZ HAVE IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO FORGIVE ME

i actually wrote a looong entry the other day about opinions, and voicing them, and even put a link to xxxtina aguilera and lil kim’s song “cant hold us down” and started going on and on about that crap. i saved a draft of it and maybe ill post it some other time…for the lols.

now my resolution for this year was to be a better holy-roller, so i don’t want this to come off as mean but simply an observation. okay, so my sister watches the food network because she wants to be a chef so in turn, i usually end up watching. they have been pushing this show like no other called “worst cook in america.”

fist pumps for guido blow outs!!

if you stare really closely, it sorta looks like the outer edges of the sun

speaking of guidos, i think i mentioned that i was going to a guido themed new years party

before – a picture of me that i would say depicts me on a day-to-day basis:

after – guidoized. black tipped nails, hoop earrings from DEB, smokey eye, nude lip. not pictured: zebra leggings from 579

support duck lips!!

i would say, based on pictures, that snooki and i are the most similar. short, stubby, huge boobs. the only thing i am missing are the tan and the extensions

just kidding! seriously, i said snooki looked orange or something like that at the party and everyone  jumped on me about it. apparently my friends are new at stanning. love you guys anyways!

p.s the excorist pic isnt an attack on snooki alone. anytime anyone smiles like that this picture comes to mind. like i said, im working on the holy-rolling!

p.s.s the transform ya chris brown video reminds me to do an entry on that. at the party, friend and blog mascot paige and i almost got into a fist fight (well, not really. we are both lovers but i think if she could have she would have decked me) over the whole chris brown thing. i like hearing what other people have to say about him and ~the situation (no not that situation)