yahoo had this on their front page the other day:

lol, you think i would be an expert at eating alone by now but NOPE! i know i’ve mentioned before that i pretty much do everything by myself (more pathetic word: alone) unlike other females who would go in the same bathroom stall to take #2′s together if it were acceptable. i don’t mean to sound like ~my life as liz~, i hate girls and catty b.s., because i LOVE my girlfriends as i have said at least 400 times before, but i just don’t mind doing things like that on my own. people like my friend molly eadie, who i ate dinner with yesterday (which might be defeating the purpose of this entry, detailing how i eat by myself a lot, but we don’t do it that often!) will also be able to tell you that i SUCK at eating. i get food in my hair, i have to cover my mouth with my hand when i eat because salad leaves and spaghetti noodles like, fall out. tiffany’s table manners for teenagers totally gave up on me too.

i mean, it’s not like i deliberately avoid people so i can sit alone to eat gross diarrhea food (just kidding, it actually isn’t that bad. i enjoy it.), but if i am coming from class, i’m not going to call people, wait to see what they’re doing, and then if they have class or whatever, call someone else. i know people who actually do this and they’re usually the same people who go

when i non-chalantly tell them that i usually eat by myself. but it’s not like i do that allll the time. it’s just that a lot of people take 400 hours to eat something that could easily take 15 and…