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God, grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
The courage to change the things that I can;
And the wisdom to know the difference.

….because this is the worst second-hand embarrassment i have ever known. you gotta laugh though….and then yell “NO!” to let them know that its not okay to do this (kind of like training a pet).

Today, I sat down in this cute bar and just as I was about to leave a guy who looked excactly like Jasper walked in. Just to be funny I walked up to him and we reanacted the ‘Alice-Jasper’ meeting scene in Eclipse. My name is Alice, and his name is Jasper. We’re going out on Friday. MLIT

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. He starts kissing me down my neck and I say no and pull myself away. He then proceeds to say, ” would it be better if I iced my lips?” I am so in love. MLIT.

Today I dragged my whole family along to the forest because I wanted to carve “edwards loves bella” into a tree, but when i got there SOMEONE HAD ALREADY DONE IT!!!! MLIT

Today, I gave my mom my Christmas wish list. What was on it? Cardboard cut outs of Edward and Jacob and the Twilight Saga New Moon board game. Those are going to match the posters/calendars/twilight apparel I already have in my room. MLIT!

Everytime I have my photo taken I secretly pray my eyes come up red when when they are printed out so I look like a newborn vampire