….to update this blog. i feel like i go through this all the time like BABY IM SO SORRY, TAKE ME BACK. actually, it’s kinda like this. just pretend i am marlon brando and you all are stella:

oh my, the things i would do to myself if i were actually marlon brando. it’s too early in the morning for me to even be thinking about that without exploding.

actually, wanna know something i learned the other day? vivian leigh, who in the clip is the one that wants to intervene the fight, also played scarlett o’hara in gone with the wind. she always plays the *token* southern belle in old films and is pretty much what the rest of the world thinks we (the us) sound like. she actually is british but was born in india. crazy, right? i listened to her give the best oscar speech ever yesterday:

can you imagine if we all continued to talk like that? i would be elated. what i’m not elated about are all the fan videos of scarlett o’hara on youtube:

the message of the song is almost perfectly aligned with that in the movie, but c’mon, kelly clarkson? i want those dresses though. too bad everyone was racist and misogynistic back then, otherwise i would go there on vacation like that one episode of family guy where the ~future~ way to vacation is going back in time.