still virginal but i got the hookup….

songs for valentines day night (WIIIIIIIIINKKKK), divided into soft and rough play lists. don’t be typical and forget to use contraception. i love the word of God but for anyone who is my age, DON’T BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY. if you forget, boys and girls, i will make you watch antichrist on loop for 24 hrs straight.. okay, now onto the playlists…

soft playlist, created by yours truly:

- fade into you ~ mazzy star

- secret garden ~ i’ve been listening to this NON stop lately. jerry macguire! worked for tom cruise. plus, the boss always knows how to croon

- come away with me ~ norah jones. if my memory serves me correctly, j.lo and amon goeth (lol, jk, ralph finnes) knocked boots to this in maid in manhattan.

- knockin on heaven’s door ~ bob dylan

- lets get it on ~ marvin gaye. y’all knew this was coming! classic for a reason

- wonderwall ~ oasis. i used to be like ugh, why does every girl cream herself to this song? ohhhh, i get it now. noel and liam are buttheads, and this song is overplayed so hard but i really enjoy it regardless.

- wild horses ~ the rolling stones

- wonderful tonight ~ eric clapton. i think peter and lois made luv~ to this on family guy

- angie ~ the rolling stones. perf if your girl is an andrea/angie. i’m sure most people would find it weird but its ~sensual

- hallelujah ~ jeff buckley. if you are emo. i can see a girl liking this but a dude being like ~ew~. but isn’t most of this soft list for ladiez anyway?

- iris ~ googoo dolls. i would probably laugh in your face but a professional pole dancer named felix cane (youtube her, she makes an art of it, i swear) did a routine to this song and it was nothing short of gorgeous.

- just the two of us ~ al green. lol

- maybe im amazed ~ by either paul mccartney or jem

- more than words ~ extreme

rough-ish:

- i can’t quit you baby  & since i’ve been loving you~ led zeppelin. #1 recommendations from this list

- foxey lady ~ jimi hendrix. #2

- you shook me all night long ~ ac/dc. AWESOME. it’s kind of my #1 but in a different way. can’t articulate it.

- you shook me ~ led zeppelin. yeah, they are all over this rough list. this kinda sounds like the intro to rosanne, season 1 but she’ll get over it

- when the levee breaks ~ led zeppelin

- turn the page ~ bob segar

- beast of burden ~ the rolling stones. these guys are just really good

- five to one ~ the doors

- lady ~ lenny kravitz

- oops oh my ~ tweet. throwback, kinda ghetto, but will do the job

break-up songs, if you are a d

- free bird ~ lynyrd skynyrd. i actually wouldn’t mind if my boyfriend was trying to dump me and played this acoustically to me. playing it off your ipod or whatever is cheating, you have to do it yourself if you want it to work