new world record: two weeks without updating!! i haven’t gone through any of the people who have my in their blog links/sidebar, but i can almost guarantee i’ve been extracted and/or bumped to the bottom. such is the life…of having a life and not having time to update. i have been on the internet though, and it’s been really weird. findings:

one of the reasons why i hate movies is because they make the rest of the world (namely men) think that public engagements are clever and cute and exactly what we (womans) want. NO, NO, NO, NO. it never works for all the dudes at the hockey/basketball/baseball games, and i have yet to meet another female who enjoys getting asked to prom or getting asked to take your hand in marriage in front of everyone. it’s a private moment. similar to the way you try not to have diarrhea in the school bathroom in front of all the popular girls (and because that stock toilet paper is the devil’s sandpaper), please stop asking really personal questions that might embarass ya if i said no.

there are 50 comments on that status, god bless us all

mandy moore’s candy video is so suggestive and i never realized it. you know who you are, your love’s as sweet as candy, i’ll be forever yours. love always, mandy

kesha and john travolta. YIKES RESEMBLANCE. thanks ontd for stills.

and lastly, but most important, king curtis vs. latarian “hoodrat things” milton? decide for yourself and leave a comment explaining why