have you ever been certain you were going to spend the rest of your life with someone? i have:

they were on the today show today and the 1997 version of me, aka hanson stan, went bonkers. they are all married and have gorgeous wives so of course a meth addict like myself would never end up in the arms of someone from the band that defined the late 90′s zeitgeist.

mix of phil spector and (drug addled) lindsay lohan. i walked around like this all. day.

i look like your aunt who accidently burns everyone with her newports and has a tattoo on her lower back of winnie the pooh reaching into a honey jar.

dream boats:

they’re all brunettes!!

I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER, INSTEAD OF A BUM, WHICH IS WHAT I AM

once upon a time, holden caulfield said

“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”

and i think he was lying