i went for a run when it was about 70 degrees and i turned a dark shade of lobster. and i was so sweaty. i was all over craigslist missed encounters that day

facemask, done 10 minutes ago

i look like nicholas cage’s son

happy easter bros…or not

i always get strangers coming up to me going “SMILE!!” and im like ……. sorry my default face looks like this.even my sister is programmed that way

there is one more that honestly blows the rest of these away but dom has to give it to me. it might even beat nikki minaj stills

and this from the how to netti pot video