psych majors, riddle me this: is it okay to listen to “layla piano exit” by derek and the dominos on loop while you do your homework?

what does this say about me? what if i said i half agreed with karen hill when she said

“I know there are women like my best friends who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriends gave them a gun to hide, but I didn’t. I got to admit the truth, it turned me on.”

what if i said i still watch david after dentist and laugh?

what if i said sometimes i put on ‘hey jude’ and skip to the na na na na na part? well, i will usually play the part where p.mccart goes “you have found her, now go and get her.” that part speaks to me. i think my worst nightmare after dying alone and the ocean is finding out someone liked me, like, really liked me, maybe even loved me and they never told me and it’s the day before my wedding to a guy i don’t really love but i have to get married so i can live out the Catholic dream of popping out children and wait….this is a scene from the graduate. but even still, i don’t want that to happen. it won’t, because males don’t like me in that fashion, despite the fact that in pictures my boobs look like someone took the blur tool to them in photoshop. remember the bro code conspiracy? yeah..

what if i said i was trying really hard to learn how to do this? i can be “that guy” at parties

what if i said that one time i came home crying from a middle school dance and my dad played ‘streets of philadelphia’ and ‘somewhere over the rainbow’ for me as i sobbed into my pillow (it was my only moment of teenage wasteland, so shut up).

what if i said i just did this