i am very helpful: i hate teenagers. this chick was in a christmas tree parking lot sobbing/arguing with her mom over her cellphone getting taken away. bad pic but she was wearing black converse, b/w striped knee-highs, a black mini skirt, and a shirt with some twilight kid on the front that said “so the [...]

before i start this review, i’d like to clarify something. last year i said that my children would be just like this one day. while i still want my miniature johnny cash, i’m also ready to be a cool mom: i went to bogies on a saturday night which is exactly what you shouldn’t do [...]