so is june the month everyone drinks over-reaction juice?

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while i was looking for the gem of a story above, i found this:

I SUBMITTED TEN PUNS TO A PUN CONTEST, HOPING ONE WOULD WIN BUT NO PUN IN TEN DID…..

sooooo, nothing new in the nannying world. both the girls fell in love with “hey jude” by the beatles after i played it in the car and now they know the lyrics. it’s not zeppelin or dylan, but it’s close. the little one, amanda, said britney spears had a “pretty voice.” i also discovered that everything louis ck ever said about children was so spot on.

facebook people know this already but i am leaving golds gym and joining la boxing for mma training…(more like kickboxing classes, but shhhh). it’s going to be like “million dollar baby” episode of it’s always sunny.

edit: it’s too bad they asked me to fork over $74 dollars a month to learn how to kick butt. looks like i am going to have to resort to rocky training rather than doing it in a nice, climate-controlled environment.