I’M BACKkKkKkK… and the internet continues to churn out the weirdest crap EVER! this is today’s headline on yahoo: why don’t i have million-dollar hair? (after i left my hair up in a ponytail for two days last semester) by the same token, why isn’t nicholas cage’s hair insured for at least TWO million dollars? [...]

i went on vacation for two weeks. and i can’t stop watching the princess diaries. this is like my phase when i would watch goodfellas all day, making time only for the bathroom, the kitchen, and the gym but it’s not nearly as severe. julie andrews, hbic? YES i went on vacation for two weeks, [...]