I’M BACKkKkKkK…

and the internet continues to churn out the weirdest crap EVER!

this is today’s headline on yahoo:

why don’t i have million-dollar hair?

(after i left my hair up in a ponytail for two days last semester)

by the same token, why isn’t nicholas cage’s hair insured for at least TWO million dollars?

i found out today that for one of my journalism classes, i need to create a twitter AND a tumblr. we need to find our own “beats,” which is essentially a topic on which we will focus most of our posts. i am so torn between cultural commentary and fashion that i decided i would just post this video of guinea pigs eating watermelon every day for the whole semester so that when my professor finally checks the site, it’s like the scene from “the shining” where wendy finds out that jack just wrote “all work and no play makes jack a dull boy” for the entire stay at the overlook hotel.

and then when she thinks she is done scrolling, that picture at the end of “the shining” shows up:

no, no, not that one! this one:

but wait…