i went on vacation for two weeks. and i can’t stop watching the princess diaries. this is like my phase when i would watch goodfellas all day, making time only for the bathroom, the kitchen, and the gym but it’s not nearly as severe. julie andrews, hbic? YES

i went on vacation for two weeks, hence the lack of posts. on that trip i found out that i’m actually really pretty…

INTERNET JUNK:

- weird facebook tags

- i was on aim the other day when i realized that people can still make/have profiles. oh, you.

- through an unusual series of events, i found videos of “jessi slaughter.” i’d love to know what cocktail of drugs this child is on because that slurring is wild. it’s reminiscent of judy garland’s last years of life. somewhere over the rainbow, bitches.