i say it all the time: i love crying at movies. weird? yeah, absolutely. i’m an even bigger masochist than christian bale in that movie called THE MASOCHIST (THE MACHINIST, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW YOU BONERS) but it’s just so cathartic. the one movie that makes me cry every time is the notebook. i [...]

mom, dad, future employers, and a certain english teacher from my old high school: please refrain from reading this blog entry. sincerely, THE MANAGEMENT   i typically wear soft, cushy underwear because i sport dresses on an almost daily basis, and GOD forbid i have an unwanted marilyn monroe moment in windy upstate new york, [...]

what have i been doing lately? 1)  reason for split: this tall glass of water saw the pictures of me in the last entry and fell in love with me? HAHAHAHAHA, IN MY DREAMS tim robbins, if you ever see this, i love the way you handled sinead o’connor ripping up that picture of the [...]