I’M BACKkKkKkK… and the internet continues to churn out the weirdest crap EVER! this is today’s headline on yahoo: why don’t i have million-dollar hair? (after i left my hair up in a ponytail for two days last semester) by the same token, why isn’t nicholas cage’s hair insured for at least TWO million dollars? [...]

i went on vacation for two weeks. and i can’t stop watching the princess diaries. this is like my phase when i would watch goodfellas all day, making time only for the bathroom, the kitchen, and the gym but it’s not nearly as severe. julie andrews, hbic? YES i went on vacation for two weeks, [...]

amanda, in all her 6-year-old glory, tried to tell me i looked like megan fox in this picture from a pop-up ad: ……… …………..

so is june the month everyone drinks over-reaction juice? \ while i was looking for the gem of a story above, i found this: I SUBMITTED TEN PUNS TO A PUN CONTEST, HOPING ONE WOULD WIN BUT NO PUN IN TEN DID….. sooooo, nothing new in the nannying world. both the girls fell in love [...]

warm weather always equates to people acting like tornadoes behind the wheel. i don’t know if it’s because a forced sense of safety is instilled into everyone in the winter because of black ice and slush so once you can go 55 in a 30 without careening into a snow bank it’s like all over [...]

i am very helpful: i hate teenagers. this chick was in a christmas tree parking lot sobbing/arguing with her mom over her cellphone getting taken away. bad pic but she was wearing black converse, b/w striped knee-highs, a black mini skirt, and a shirt with some twilight kid on the front that said “so the [...]

before i start this review, i’d like to clarify something. last year i said that my children would be just like this one day. while i still want my miniature johnny cash, i’m also ready to be a cool mom: i went to bogies on a saturday night which is exactly what you shouldn’t do [...]

the its lauren servideo college of farts and sciences presents the first of a two-part abstract study on albany’s favorite college bars: the abbott tavern and bOgieS.  they’re actually really biased reviews/survival guides but “comparative analysis” and “abstract study” sounds more fancy, like sticking your pinky out when holding a drink. the name “abbott tavern” [...]

psych majors, riddle me this: is it okay to listen to “layla piano exit” by derek and the dominos on loop while you do your homework? what does this say about me? what if i said i half agreed with karen hill when she said “I know there are women like my best friends who [...]