what have i been doing lately? 1)  reason for split: this tall glass of water saw the pictures of me in the last entry and fell in love with me? HAHAHAHAHA, IN MY DREAMS tim robbins, if you ever see this, i love the way you handled sinead o’connor ripping up that picture of the [...]

i watched bonnie and clyde in my new american cinema class today. this is the real bonnie parker: faye dunaway portrays bonnie in this film opposite the debonair warren beatty as clyde. have any of you ever had the privilege of looking at faye? i’m not even speaking metaphorically when i say i just SHATTERED [...]

I’M BACKkKkKkK… and the internet continues to churn out the weirdest crap EVER! this is today’s headline on yahoo: why don’t i have million-dollar hair? (after i left my hair up in a ponytail for two days last semester) by the same token, why isn’t nicholas cage’s hair insured for at least TWO million dollars? [...]

i went on vacation for two weeks. and i can’t stop watching the princess diaries. this is like my phase when i would watch goodfellas all day, making time only for the bathroom, the kitchen, and the gym but it’s not nearly as severe. julie andrews, hbic? YES i went on vacation for two weeks, [...]

amanda, in all her 6-year-old glory, tried to tell me i looked like megan fox in this picture from a pop-up ad: ……… …………..

so is june the month everyone drinks over-reaction juice? \ while i was looking for the gem of a story above, i found this: I SUBMITTED TEN PUNS TO A PUN CONTEST, HOPING ONE WOULD WIN BUT NO PUN IN TEN DID….. sooooo, nothing new in the nannying world. both the girls fell in love [...]

warm weather always equates to people acting like tornadoes behind the wheel. i don’t know if it’s because a forced sense of safety is instilled into everyone in the winter because of black ice and slush so once you can go 55 in a 30 without careening into a snow bank it’s like all over [...]

i am very helpful: i hate teenagers. this chick was in a christmas tree parking lot sobbing/arguing with her mom over her cellphone getting taken away. bad pic but she was wearing black converse, b/w striped knee-highs, a black mini skirt, and a shirt with some twilight kid on the front that said “so the [...]

before i start this review, i’d like to clarify something. last year i said that my children would be just like this one day. while i still want my miniature johnny cash, i’m also ready to be a cool mom: i went to bogies on a saturday night which is exactly what you shouldn’t do [...]