the its lauren servideo college of farts and sciences presents the first of a two-part abstract study on albany’s favorite college bars: the abbott tavern and bOgieS. they’re actually really biased reviews/survival guides but “comparative analysis” and “abstract study” sounds more fancy, like sticking your pinky out when holding a drink. the name “abbott tavern” [...]
psych majors, riddle me this: is it okay to listen to “layla piano exit” by derek and the dominos on loop while you do your homework? what does this say about me? what if i said i half agreed with karen hill when she said “I know there are women like my best friends who [...]
have you ever been certain you were going to spend the rest of your life with someone? i have: they were on the today show today and the 1997 version of me, aka hanson stan, went bonkers. they are all married and have gorgeous wives so of course a meth addict like myself would never [...]
i’ve officially been bitten by the (film) photography bug. my cousin alicia kills it when it comes to the camera and she has since i was young. one of my favorite memories is when she invited me to go with her to ritz camera to pick up some photos from her trip to europe (this [...]
at first i was like “wow, this poll is balls! nobody is prettier than megan fox except for the Virgin Mary,” and even then i’m all: but then i clicked and whoohoo! if she can do it, i can try but i probably won’t succeed. one sweet day: ]
i went for a run when it was about 70 degrees and i turned a dark shade of lobster. and i was so sweaty. i was all over craigslist missed encounters that day facemask, done 10 minutes ago i look like nicholas cage’s son happy easter bros…or not i always get strangers coming up to [...]
big news! over the summer i will be nannying for two girls, aged 6 and 11 from 630am to 530pm, five days a week. this obviously leaves no time for blogging so im like thinking about how this blog has so much potential to diminish during that time. however, i have come up with an [...]
new world record: two weeks without updating!! i haven’t gone through any of the people who have my in their blog links/sidebar, but i can almost guarantee i’ve been extracted and/or bumped to the bottom. such is the life…of having a life and not having time to update. i have been on the internet though, [...]
sooo i was doing a little research and found cryingwife.com. husband records his wife at the end of movies while she is sobbing and it’s pretty funny. like myself, she cries at films you normally wouldn’t find yourself getting emotional over (star wars, back to the future, etc.) but her husband records it for the [...]
let the record show that it is 3:21 am, and i am in my bed SOBBING my eyeballs out. totalfilm.com came out with an ‘ultimate tearjerker’ list which lead me to watching the saddest parts in all my favorite movies: beaches homeward bound stand by me (growing sadder, but still no crying. “we’re never going [...]