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		<title>i want it now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[today marks three weeks of being twenty. today i ate half a bag of wasabi peas (mistake #1) and drank only coffee (mistake #2) which caused me to shit so violently i tired myself out. this onset of fatigue and dehydration has lead to the first of many existential crises that i believe will facilitate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>primy nature</title>
		<description><![CDATA[april is a lovely month. it&#8217;s the first foray into spring since most of march doesn&#8217;t really count, and there are a number of great holidays to celebrate along the way. let&#8217;s reflect: april fools day! how did you prank your friends and loved ones? i texted my dad to tell him about my plans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>search engine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve used yahoo.com as my homepage since the dawn of my internet life. here&#8217;s some meaningless commentary on some of my favorite and least favorite headlines: i can attest to the need to take charge of my love life because if i left it in the hands of all the wonderful undergraduate males at school, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>have you ever?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[long time, no see. i&#8217;m actually trying to curb the use of that idiom. every time i say it, this overwhelming feeling of l&#8217;esprit d&#8217;escalier inhabits my soul and i wish i said something better. the aforementioned is the last time it will ever cross my lips/keyboard. let&#8217;s play a rousing game of &#8220;have you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://itslaurenservideo.com/2011/03/have-you-ever/</link>
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		<title>bloglovin!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Follow my blog with bloglovin]]></description>
		<link>http://itslaurenservideo.com/2011/03/bloglovin/</link>
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		<title>the social network(s)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[does this mean jesse eisenberg will portray me in a david fincher film? i personally would prefer don cheadle. get ready to experience the most secondhand embarrassment ever. your cheeks will be flushed red with the knowledge that i once was (and who are we kidding, still am) the biggest weirdo on this planet. onward! aol [...]]]></description>
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		<title>lauren servideo&#8217;s best of 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[january: welcome to the family, curtis jackson servideo! you&#8217;ve officially ruined burt&#8217;s (our other feline companion) life! also, rip to everyone who perished (ugly word) in the haitian earthquake. my thoughts and prayers are with you all. february: went on chatroulette a lot this month. dyed the ends of my hair blonde but in no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>pale blue thighs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i mishear everything because i am: 1) deaf 2) an idiot my cousin dom and i have composed an ongoing list of all the lyrics i have screwed up, videos included: thom yorke&#8217;s lyrics: &#8220;but i&#8217;m a creep/ i&#8217;m a weirdo&#8221; my lyrics: &#8220;but i&#8217;m a creep/ i&#8217;m a winner&#8221; biggie/bone thugs and harmony lyrics: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>it still isn&#8217;t over</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i say it all the time: i love crying at movies. weird? yeah, absolutely. i&#8217;m an even bigger masochist than christian bale in that movie called THE MASOCHIST (THE MACHINIST, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW YOU BONERS) but it&#8217;s just so cathartic. the one movie that makes me cry every time is the notebook. i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>blade runner</title>
		<description><![CDATA[mom, dad, future employers, and a certain english teacher from my old high school: please refrain from reading this blog entry. sincerely, THE MANAGEMENT &#160; i typically wear soft, cushy underwear because i sport dresses on an almost daily basis, and GOD forbid i have an unwanted marilyn monroe moment in windy upstate new york, [...]]]></description>
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