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		<title>do the wave</title>
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STOP. IT.

this is why i will never go on a cruise, ever. there is no convincing me otherwise. my dad loves fishing and using our friends boat on lake placid and i can barely stand that. well, the first few minutes anyway. it&#8217;s a motor boat (ha ha ha ha) so it&#8217;s not a mammoth [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[for the first time this entire school year, i&#8217;m sick..

anyways, i shouldn&#8217;t even be going to class even though i am definitely having fever hallucinations (if anyone from any of my classes reads this, now you know why i have been bumping into all the desks) but there are places to go and upperclassmen hotties [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God grant me the serenity..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;.to update this blog. i feel like i go through this all the time like BABY IM SO SORRY, TAKE ME BACK. actually, it&#8217;s kinda like this. just pretend i am marlon brando and you all are stella:

oh my, the things i would do to myself if i were actually marlon brando. it&#8217;s too early [...]]]></description>
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		<title>weaknesses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[someone anonymously asked me on formspring what my weaknesses are, but my list is way too long for me to ever answer in their little text box. here goes:
- muffins. mmmmm, pumpkin, blueberry and corn are my favorite. if my thyroid and metabolism weren&#8217;t so nasty, i would eat them for breakfast everyday. i think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sponge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i have a love/hate relationship with becoming fans of things/joining groups on facebook. on one hand, they can be absolutely hilarious and catch the subtle nuances of our daily lives but most of the time they&#8217;re desperate as all holy hell. i am posting this to my facebook status in the hopes that the people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>my shart will go on</title>
		<description><![CDATA[happy valentines day! i hope everyone had a wonderful day  having sexytime with their significant others or reading through craigslist missed connections like i did (it was only for 5 minutes, im half ashamed). i just finished customizing my real doll named &#8220;michael&#8221; (jk) and watching cake boss while using my new shake weight. the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a dragon lives forever but not so little boys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i hate it when i have no time to blog. this week has been governed by schoolwork and that will probably continue into next week, but what can i do? oh, i know, procrastinate and watch the OLYMPICS! to be honest, i don&#8217;t care about anything else except for figure skating. although yesterday, i was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>v-day installment #1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[still virginal but i got the hookup&#8230;.
songs for valentines day night (WIIIIIIIIINKKKK), divided into soft and rough play lists. don&#8217;t be typical and forget to use contraception. i love the word of God but for anyone who is my age, DON&#8217;T BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY. if you forget, boys and girls, i will make you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>love means never having to say you&#8217;re sorry..or not</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so i go out to have breakfast this morning at 8:15 and there is this shakespearean love letter drawn in the newly fallen snow. it must have taken at least half an hour which means the artist must have been up by at least 6 or 7 to do this.
big bold capitals: I LOST YOU. [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[grammy predictions:
- everyone i&#8217;ve seen on the internet seems to think taylor swift is going to win the coveted award, &#8220;album of the year&#8221; and even the runner up, &#8220;record of the year&#8221; (and not &#8220;song of the year,&#8221; as is the misconception. best song is for the songwriter, record is for the artist). my [...]]]></description>
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