“not i” said sarah jessica parker

“not i” said lauren servideo (obviously)

“I AM!” shouted tila tequila

(yes that is hugh laurie aka house…..mmmm i have no idea whats going on in that gif)

i mean…..what? i know that God should be the judge of everything but i mean really….there should be a list of people who should never have children

1) men (this is already covered thank goodness)

2) tila tequila (aka Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen)

i mean, this child was clearly a mistake, and now (s)he is going to be whored out for the rest of his/her life. part of me hopes this is like some sort of i am sam situation where the son/daughter is normal even though the parent is….retarded.

BUTTT…..as always,

this could actually be really funny! maybe she will have a reality show to document her pregnancy that i totally wont watch.

really though. i was horrified at first. tripP????? tripp track trig knick knack pattywack give a dog a bone???? then i laughed/was indifferent when i realized it could be much worse. it’s not as bad as bronx mowgli wentz.

i personally think bristol is pretty, and levi (as far as outward appearances go) is evvvverythhhinggg i want….so i am holding high expectations for this offspring.