this is the only gif that can accurately portray my disdain right now.  i could not view this school with more contempt if i tried. actually, it takes too much effort to hate, so from now on, i will be indifferent to it. i suppose this is what i deserve for shitting on ualbany all these years from up on my pretty pedestal in nyu-land. karmatown, usa!

i decorated my laptop. it looked a little less disney-character-tramp-stamp when i first saw it on the internet.

speaking of Disney character tattoos…

 don vito says: really fordham university? really? you explicitly state in your letter “we hope this assistance will make if financially possible for you to attend fordham university.” yet you give lauren only 2,300 dollars toward her financial aid? really? But you don’t GIVE with respect. you dont offer friendship. you don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day LAUREN IS TO GO TO COLLEGE and you OFFER ME NOTHING. 

ON HER BEHALF, I AM INSULTED.

lauren says (mimicking the don): really? ugh, what an insult. i am personally offended!! 2300 dollars? that is a SMALL PACKAGE (and yes that is what she said). your manhood is lacking fordham!! you dudes messed with the wrong catholic girl!! and her family. doesn’t my last name just scream mafia?? i mean cmon, i shot a man in reno just to watch him die*. this is a threat**.

*= i did not actually shoot a man in reno just to watch him die…but johnny cash did

**= this is not a threat. please do not be mad at me.

today i am making pottery, taking pictures, “gymming it”, and going to ~tha bball game~.

 i always said it was my #1 goal in life to make pottery with patrick swayze a la Ghost. IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY. and whoopie goldberg could show up. you never know!! ya know who else makes pottery? YI JUNG

i had something really important to say….ahh i cant remember. in the mean time i will show you amanda bynes as of 4 days ago:

 SAY. WHATTTTT. this is not the same girl who used to be on all that and who also said..AMANDA PLZ. i saw this picture and i was all

today i woke up and went to church where colin awaited me. we sorta do this thing where like….if one of us doesn’t show up we’ll be like “hey! YOU NEED TO START GOING TO MASS” and then we’ll go and i do that little nod of approval. last week i yelled at him for not going so……..he showed up. BRAVO. God (or morgan freeman as God in Bruce Almighty) will forever be thankful. 

i hate mid winter break. if it’s not family members dying, it’s dom leaving to go to a tropical island. so i pretty much have noone to hang with! not this time. ap lit will consume atleast 25% of my break, and i will be in the city on wednesday! oh and bball game tuesday night! aside from the aforementioned activities, i would like to do the following:

1) see a movie at the movie theatre

2) go for a walk with a friend

in other news, today i went grocery shopping. i love to go grocery shopping. i go every sunday. my family’s eating habits are very poor so i purchase healthy food (or organic junk food). anyways, i wanted to try something new. lo and behold:

TO THE BEANPOLE DAMES IN THE MAGAZINES: YOU AIN’T IT MISS THANG!! GIVE ME A SISTER, I CAN’T RESIST HER, DIDN’T MISS HER. lol

also, we go to church together. colin sometimes feeds people the host, but most of the time he carries the cross at the end of mass. just so you know.

it was last year that i had like….every class with colin. us history, lunch, health? yes,thats it. colin is always right. i mean……always. ani thinks that we can’t pray at the lunchtable? according to cmoney, not only is she wrong, but he gives this brilliantly executed argument as to why she is wrong. this is probably why he will end up at columbia…..he better atleast. i really want to barge into his dorm room while he is studying intensely for his Finite Elements in Mechanical and Structural Analysis test and blare pavarotti (i will be right down the street at fordham, of course, which is why this plan is entierly plausible).

omg, i almost forgot!!! last year we enjoyed looking up ‘cool cake ideas’ on google images. THAT IS SUCH A FUN HOBBY

colin hard at work