every once in a while i will check up on my myspace to see how things are going. once i’ve spent enough time on there, i realize why i completely ditched that place for facebook. 

MYSPACE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE. it’s like the hamilton hill of the internet. i look at my bulletin board and its one of three things

1) DO MY TRUTH BOX DO MY TRUTH BOX DO IT D OITTT

2) PC4PC or NEW PICTURES@@!!!

3) survey cuz im bored lololol

not to mention, myspace doesn’t have a medium anymore. its either:

 or

and in due course, because of the latter,  shows up and those same girls are like WHYYY MEEEEEE!!!!???? 

oh! i also forgot to mention all the ~amateur photogs~. they have their ‘my photos’ album, ‘my friends’ album, and ‘photography’ with little seals along the perimeter that say COPYRIGHT MYSPACE.COM/USERNAME….like i might actually steal your lil picture. don’t get me wrong, im all for people having cool endeavors (im into photography myself) but some people are sooo sanctimonious. reminds me of this quote from stewie from fam guy:

Stewie: Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she’s a photographer. Oooooooh, you took a black-and-white picture of a lawn chair and its shadow and developed it at Save-On. You must be so brooding and deep.