i have a gif for everything…really. anywho…that’s andy samberg. i have been a fan forever. he is hosting the mtv music awards this year which is exciting…i will be tuning in. my mom and i were discussing prom the other day and suggested that i email andy and see if he’d take me to prom. i don’t wanna be that guy but….fml? yeah, maybe. chances are i will be going to prom with the middle one:

dreamboat(s)!!! this is not edited on piknic, i swear!! karen you cant just ask people why theyre white orange

anyways…paiges (official blog mascot) birthday was march 5th. i love the crap out of her and i want to dedicate this post to her.

 YEAH GIRL HAPPY 18TH U ROCK ~air guitar~….ps kevin jonas is irrelevant to your bday but i thought his entire demeanor expressed how i was feeling the day of your bday

and i know i said i was going to write about winter ball but all i have to say is: corn with packy, packy with corn

anywho, happy st. pattys day tomorrow, here is a picture of my cat burtrum shamus o’hara, king of ireland:

and my dog..

oh and my cat drinking out of tiny beer mug with another lil hat on..

srsly, we are like ringling brothers circus over here when it comes to dressing our pets up and making them do things

1) appreciate food (like me), but you can’t eat what you want because somebody in a past life hated you (also like me)

2) gave up bad food for lent and want to torture yourself , you will lub this website;

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

my face scrolling through this website =

IS CHICKEN FRIED BACON WITH GRAVY A CARB?

oh, ps, make sure you actually type in “thisiswhyyourefat.com” and not “yourefat.com” by accident because…um…well…it’s….not suitable for work. i found out the hard way just now (but i was alone thank goodness) 

BON APPETIT!!

i don’t really know what to write about, so i will name some websites that i use for entertainment purposes and that i think all..70..readers will also enjoy. 

1) fmylife.com. i just discovered this one about 10 minutes ago. i think i will read it when i am having a bad day. some people have it a lot worse (but its still incredibly funny)

2) passiveaggressivenotes.com. the title is indicative of what is actually on the website. people take pictures of “passive aggressive notes” others have left them or notes they have seen

3) failblog.org. mostly pictures, but some videos, of people/situations/objects getting pwned…or just failing

4) icanhascheezburger.com. home of the LOLcat!! some people dont think these are funny…but i do.

somebody brought broiled hotdogs to the house to eat. um…..

also, i guess the pittsburgh steelers are winning. um…

edit: bruce springsteen is performing right now!! i love him. when i was younger (maybe 4 or 5 or 6), there was a poster of b.spring in our basement and because i was young and ~*naive*~, i thought bruce was a friend of my dads or something. oops! i grew up listening to the greatful dead and bruce. so of course, he has a special place in my heart. my dad gave me his vinyls and i put the ones of bruce up on my wall. alas..