short but sweet…quotes of the day
gabby saulsbery: i saw the movie ‘earth’ and i found out that polar bears can drown
person i like katy pinkham: yeah….i’ve been thinking about that for months
and
person i like justine Justine: the country setting
me aka Lauren: oh right?????????!!!
Lauren: i was going to do cold mountain
Justine: ew
Justine: lol, I’m using The [...]

i want to introduce the public to a lil something i like to call JONAS BROTHERS SECRETS. essentially, it is an imitation of postsecret.com, where people send anonymous postcards with their secrets written on them. the distinct difference between the two is that all the lil girls (there are thousands) who write jonas brothers secrets [...]

sorry i couldn’t embed this dudes, but here is one of my favorite snl digital shorts ever. click THIS to watch
 
Jah! Rastafarianism
Yes I, Ras Trent
Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whooaaaaa!
Who dem?
You no want test me champion sound
Oh fire pon Babylon
and fire pon a batty boy
Rude boy living in the shanty dorms
My roommate Nick is an ignorant bald-head
Now chant [...]

im watching pretty in pink. i dont like the movie that much, but duckie (as played by jon cryer) is one of the best cinematic characters eeeeverrrrrrr (in my humble opinion, of course). he is up there with atticus finch and regina george.
Duckie: My girlfriend is in there and I’m here…
Duckie: Well, she’s a girl [...]