hmmm…what to talk about, what to talk about. oo! i know! THIS BED:

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER, HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER??
question: justine…would it be ethical for you to sleep in this bed? being a vegan and all?
separate note…after the success of the plug on fmylife.com (i see this website as [...]

in honor of this weeks inauguration, i decided it would be most appropriate to conduct a “people i like segment” with a political undertone. alas, i present:

i will start left wing and then make my way to right wing
when did i meet justine…hmmmm…i guess it was this year but i feel like i’ve known her [...]