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while i was looking for the gem of a story above, i found this:

I SUBMITTED TEN PUNS TO A PUN CONTEST, HOPING ONE WOULD WIN BUT NO PUN IN TEN DID…..

sooooo, nothing new in the nannying world. both the girls fell in love with “hey jude” by the beatles after i played it in the car and now they know the lyrics. it’s not zeppelin or dylan, but it’s close. the little one, amanda, said britney spears had a “pretty voice.” i also discovered that everything louis ck ever said about children was so spot on.

facebook people know this already but i am leaving golds gym and joining la boxing for mma training…(more like kickboxing classes, but shhhh). it’s going to be like “million dollar baby” episode of it’s always sunny.

edit: it’s too bad they asked me to fork over $74 dollars a month to learn how to kick butt. looks like i am going to have to resort to rocky training rather than doing it in a nice, climate-controlled environment.

some other notable princes include: 

james marsden as prince edward in enchanted

the prince (no surname) in snow white and the seven dwarfs

prince lol

 for reference, queen victoria was 17 when she first inherited the throne, and marie antoinette was 14 when she married the dauphin. which makes me completely eligible. 

off with your head!!! just keeeedinnn (p.s: yes, that is a crown and it does say the queen….although i will settle for princess)

in all srsness, being a heiress is cool and all, but nothing is better than a guy working for his money. especially in the field of manual labor. i.e: 

paul newman is beautiful inside and out...but please just take your shirt off

in other news, lindsay lohan dyes her hair red, the world is thrown back into orbit:

credit: ontd